And as I played “Amazing Grace”, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together.When finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen anything like that before, and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”Apparently, I’m still lost ... it’s a man thing.When you have stopped laughing be sure to forward this on to others who would enjoy a good story.This one is compliments of Anonymous.An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf so he puts his name down at the local Club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down, so off he goes down to the Club to ask the reason why!Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish Golf Club?Scot: Aye, and I am as Scottish as ye are Jock.Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.Scot: Aye, so do. You told me how you thought it would be fun.’ Stephanie entered the room wearing her robe and looked at her sister’s. ‘I’m finished Grace the bathroom is all yours.’ Amanda pushed Grace towards the bathroom. ‘Go on, take a shower, you can see the dress when you come out.’ ‘What’s wrong with Grace?’ Stephanie asked, her sister had looked a little pale and out of it. ‘Her dress is ruined.’ ‘The one you brought?’ ‘No, the one she had chosen to wear tonight.’ ‘The ugly black one she wore to your birthday party.’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Hmm, I wondered what could have happened to the dress.’ Stephanie looked at Amanda. ‘Grace is usually so careful with her belongings. It doesn’t make sense she wouldn’t have noticed something wrong with her dress before now.’ ‘Yes, strange isn’t it?’ * * * Stephanie pulled out several tiny pieces of silver lingerie out of the bag she carried and gulped. The miniscule thong was like nothing she had ever worn before, she was strictly a Hanes her way girl, unlike Amanda.
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